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I love that he actually says “Howling Commando Yell!!”
Deep dark secret time: I freaking love Reggie Mantle. 

I love that he actually says “Howling Commando Yell!!”

Deep dark secret time: I freaking love Reggie Mantle. 

(Source: archiecomics)

— 3 days ago with 7 notes
Particle Pop →

babsblogs:

Particle Pop is a blog that will launch this summer. They’ve asked me to write about comics and movies and such for them. I’ll provide more information as this develops, but I am super stoked.

I’m going to write for a blog that I did not create myself.

I’m growing up, guys.

— 6 days ago with 10 notes
archiecomics:

ONE OF THOSE YOUNG WEIRDOS
who read these comic books 

archiecomics:

ONE OF THOSE YOUNG WEIRDOS

who read these comic books 

— 6 days ago with 11 notes
http://graphicpolicy.tumblr.com/post/82325443014/archie-comics-super-special-5-script-art →

graphicpolicy:

ARCHIE COMICS SUPER SPECIAL #5

Script & Art: Various
Cover: Harry Lucey
On Sale: 4/9
128-page, full color comic
$9.99 US.

Something exciting is happening in Riverdale! Love is in the air and Archie and the Gang have a special surprise for you: a new issue of Archie Comics Super Special…

— 1 week ago with 1 note
millionsmillions:

After 73 years, everyone’s favorite redheaded comic book hero will be killed off. Archie Andrews will die in a July issue of the Life With Archie comic. “He dies saving the life of a friend and does it in his usual selfless way,” Archie Comics CEO Jon Goldwater said. That won’t be the last you’ll see of Archie, though, because Lena Dunham will write a few issues in one of Archie’s other comic incarnations.

millionsmillions:

After 73 years, everyone’s favorite redheaded comic book hero will be killed off. Archie Andrews will die in a July issue of the Life With Archie comic. “He dies saving the life of a friend and does it in his usual selfless way,” Archie Comics CEO Jon Goldwater said. That won’t be the last you’ll see of Archie, though, because Lena Dunham will write a few issues in one of Archie’s other comic incarnations.

— 1 week ago with 36 notes
archiecomics:

"i’ll just hit him softly"

archiecomics:

"i’ll just hit him softly"

— 1 week ago with 328 notes
ablackberrywinter:

altarchie:

So, this is the response to my (four sentence) comment about the death just occurring in one of many Archie titles, and how fans will continue to see him in new stories.
I don’t want to, like, dwell on pointing out how ridiculous reactions have been, but this is just so remarkably ridiculous.

I want to point out that Moose, while he never hurt a woman, did get broken with up by Midge because of his behaviour so they’ve already tackled that issue and wasn’t Reggie accused of being a criminal (I mean he wasn’t but there was a court case and everything). But yeah, this response is completely silly. It reminds me of when they came out with Kevin Keller and all these people were like “I never read these comics, but I’m boycotting them anyway”. Kinda need to be buying them in the first place to be boycotting them. anyway, more comics for the rest of us who are actually intrigued to see a more mature storyline. 

Reblogged for added comment.

ablackberrywinter:

altarchie:

So, this is the response to my (four sentence) comment about the death just occurring in one of many Archie titles, and how fans will continue to see him in new stories.

I don’t want to, like, dwell on pointing out how ridiculous reactions have been, but this is just so remarkably ridiculous.

I want to point out that Moose, while he never hurt a woman, did get broken with up by Midge because of his behaviour so they’ve already tackled that issue and wasn’t Reggie accused of being a criminal (I mean he wasn’t but there was a court case and everything). But yeah, this response is completely silly. It reminds me of when they came out with Kevin Keller and all these people were like “I never read these comics, but I’m boycotting them anyway”. Kinda need to be buying them in the first place to be boycotting them. anyway, more comics for the rest of us who are actually intrigued to see a more mature storyline. 

Reblogged for added comment.

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
dirtyriver:

Archie #244, June 1975

SLEEZY FO SHEEZY.What a scrub.

dirtyriver:

Archie #244, June 1975

SLEEZY FO SHEEZY.

What a scrub.

— 1 week ago with 18 notes
#archie comics 
cryptofwrestling:

Archie’s Joke Book #58 (1962)

Veronica is my everything. I want to be her when I grow up.

cryptofwrestling:

Archie’s Joke Book #58 (1962)

Veronica is my everything. I want to be her when I grow up.

— 1 week ago with 168 notes
So, this is the response to my (four sentence) comment about the death just occurring in one of many Archie titles, and how fans will continue to see him in new stories.

I don’t want to, like, dwell on pointing out how ridiculous reactions have been, but this is just so remarkably ridiculous.

So, this is the response to my (four sentence) comment about the death just occurring in one of many Archie titles, and how fans will continue to see him in new stories.

I don’t want to, like, dwell on pointing out how ridiculous reactions have been, but this is just so remarkably ridiculous.

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
bacchiguu:

altarchie:

Facebook reacts to #RIParchie

Also: “Boycott Archie Comics!!!!! I haven’t bought anything of theirs in years but I WILL NEVER DO IT NOOOOWWWWWW!!!” Sigh. Hopefully Archie Comics’ staff is laughing at this more than worrying, lol… Hey! Take this seriously! They are killing part of America!

bacchiguu:

altarchie:

Facebook reacts to #RIParchie

Also: “Boycott Archie Comics!!!!! I haven’t bought anything of theirs in years but I WILL NEVER DO IT NOOOOWWWWWW!!!” Sigh. Hopefully Archie Comics’ staff is laughing at this more than worrying, lol…

Hey! Take this seriously! They are killing part of America!
— 1 week ago with 7 notes
Facebook reacts to #RIParchie

Facebook reacts to #RIParchie

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
#archie comics  #RIParchie 
OMG THE ARCHIE FACEBOOK PAGE

Fans are throwing a bitchfest. It’s funny that they are fuming about the destruction of innocence, and then spewing rage on anyone bringing up minor things like “character development” or “cathartic stories” or “innovation.”

— 1 week ago with 7 notes
#Archie comics  #riparchie  #death of Archie  #life with Archie