A showcase of the unironically charming and retrospectively hip. The Archie crew is not as apple pie as you think. Notice:We are in no way affiliated with Archie Comics. All captions and altered comics are satirical and made by our writers. You can contact us here, or submit here. About our writers. Also, be sure to visit our sister blog, Pop Tate’s. You can make your own Sabrina memes here and here. Tumblr (3.0; @altarchie)http://altarchie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c02408194c2a35e4b527bbacc54891e/tumblr_mn3ogatUCi1r2dss7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grim-realizations.tumblr.com/post/50907008687/archie-comic-books-often-presented-curious">grim-realizations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><big><big>ARCHIE comic books often presented curious scenarios</big></big></strong></p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50993971140http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50993971140Tue, 21 May 2013 11:46:20 -0400babsblogs<a href="http://bigstory.ap.org/article/archie-comics-gay-kiss-poke-real-controversy">Archie Comics' gay kiss a poke at real controversy</a>: <p><a href="http://archiecomics.tumblr.com/post/50933098020/archie-comics-gay-kiss-a-poke-at-real-controversy" class="tumblr_blog">archiecomics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img height="512" src="http://binaryapi.ap.org/ef5368bf74bc432bbbd8bbc94e1b943b/460x.jpg" width="328"/></p></blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50933798761http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50933798761Mon, 20 May 2013 17:15:00 -0400babsblogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/717d3847c53d3a475562b66299a09f98/tumblr_mn25tp10LG1qhd9hto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32602d1f579b03f6de95244a0d91127b/tumblr_mn25tp10LG1qhd9hto2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d29c33d06da2ea695290afc8cfed50a2/tumblr_mn25tp10LG1qhd9hto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50844892492http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50844892492Sun, 19 May 2013 15:54:40 -0400archie comicsbetty and veronicababsblogs<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/archie-comics-wrote-an-awesome-george-takei-biogra">Archie Comics Wrote An Awesome George Takei Biography</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://verbivore8642.tumblr.com/post/50661922096/archie-comics-wrote-an-awesome-george-takei-biography">verbivore8642</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>And disguised it as Kevin Keller #6. Buzzfeed got an exclusive advanced sneak peek of the issue. More celebrities should write their life story in comic form.</div> </blockquote> <p>This is PERFECT and ADORABLE!</p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50736663656http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50736663656Sat, 18 May 2013 12:15:42 -0400babsblogs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54d577025d2408838cc1a9ab0d786f81/tumblr_mmyc3nvi4h1r2ax0ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://punchthemoon.tumblr.com/post/50659982860/i-wanted-to-play-around-with-betty-veronica-and">punchthemoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wanted to play around with Betty, Veronica, and Archie a little in my own style.</p> <p>My goals were:</p> <p>To get rid of the sameface that plagues B+V and allows them to fool everyone Sister-Sister style and switch places by wearing wigs</p> <p>To make Archie even a little bit cute and desirable (by my weirdo-sideburn standards at least)</p> <p>To pay loving, daughterly tribute to the beloved 70-plus year old teenagers who taught me so much about what it’s like to experience 800 proms.</p> <p>(This is an illustration of B/V being awesome friends oogling a beautiful track and field hottie while Archie’s brain is all “I can’t believe these silly chicks are always fighting over yummy, yummy me”)</p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50713274003http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50713274003Sat, 18 May 2013 03:09:22 -0400babsblogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43bb5ffdd04c47ed1b22d2c07175c804/tumblr_mmysneMTiR1r0b8v7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://archiecomics.tumblr.com/post/50689723867/cheryls-wild-about-the-weekend-wear-by" class="tumblr_blog">archiecomics</a>:</p> <blockquote><div><small><a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cheryls_wild_about_weekend_wear/set?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=82440026">Cheryl’s Wild About the Weekend Wear</a> by <a href="http://fashionofarchiecomics.polyvore.com/?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr">fashionofarchiecomics</a> featuring <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/platform_high_heels/shop?query=platform+high+heels">platform high heels</a></small></div> <div><br/><div><br/><small>Hale Bob <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=50235422" rel="nofollow">sequin cocktail dress</a>, $245 / Sergio Rossi <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=81786692" rel="nofollow">platform high heels</a> / Chanel <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=83076352" rel="nofollow">black handbag</a> / Hervé Van Der Straeten <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=82826458" rel="nofollow">gold plated jewelry</a>, $2,150 / <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=82233449" rel="nofollow">Indian ring</a> / Forever 21 <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=82650284" rel="nofollow">braided bracelet</a> / MAC Cosmetics <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/thing?.embedder=6575643&.svc=tumblr&id=76822066" rel="nofollow">nail lacquer</a></small></div> </div></blockquote> <p></p>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50690548770http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50690548770Fri, 17 May 2013 20:49:00 -0400babsblogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74912dbee8407c8f677c7ffba6cd95cf/tumblr_mmy3eqOplK1rsp2r2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33e4067bd11621a0a99b402a05e79cde/tumblr_mmy3eqOplK1rsp2r2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50686863770http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50686863770Fri, 17 May 2013 19:52:25 -0400babsblogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d165df74ea4b828cc815a08fabd57d19/tumblr_mmwsma4mNZ1s2ov3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://archiecovers.tumblr.com/post/50599102086/july-1989" class="tumblr_blog">archiecovers</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>July 1989</p></blockquote> <p>Even the FBI agent is cracking up.</p>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50599479757http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50599479757Thu, 16 May 2013 16:56:57 -0400babsblogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/079022a3092e56b215f03243fb4bd24c/tumblr_mmslqmNOoR1r2kd1ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buscateunnovio.tumblr.com/post/50421083558/josie-and-the-pussycats-the-original-riot">buscateunnovio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Josie and the Pussycats, “The Original Riot Grrrls”. Pulse, 1994.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk58nuLTXg1qcqh3eo1_500.gif"/></p>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50481245159http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50481245159Wed, 15 May 2013 02:14:00 -0400josie and the pussycatsarchie comicsplease let me know who made this gifso I can credit and allgrrrlsriot grrrlbabsblogs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f7988d6f3e527348a7279c53c4bedb1/tumblr_mms2g3RVBN1rmpbm7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khawajashit.tumblr.com/post/50407731932/definitely-my-role-model">khawajashit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Definitely my role model!</p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50455745001http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50455745001Tue, 14 May 2013 19:52:14 -0400babsblogs<a href="http://waywire.com/wires/310880">Paul Kupperberg talks about Archie's recent successes in reaching modern audiences.</a>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50435692947http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50435692947Tue, 14 May 2013 15:13:33 -0400writingcomicsarchie comicsbabsblogs<a href="http://waywire.com/wires/310867">Paul Kupperberg talks about writing a gay teen's perspective.</a>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50435575884http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50435575884Tue, 14 May 2013 15:11:40 -0400lgbtlgbtqwritingcomicsarchie comicskevin kellerbabsblogs“And I don’t think of [Kevin Keller] as a “gay Character” as much as I do a character who is gay.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ebod7/i_am_paul_kupperberg_former_editor_for_dc_comics/c9yoonm">Paul Kupperbach on writing Kevin Keller. </a></p> <p>There is a reason they are winning GLAAD awards left and right. </p></em>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50435028776http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50435028776Tue, 14 May 2013 15:02:50 -0400comicslgbtarchie comicsglaadkevin kellerbabsblogs<a href="http://waywire.com/users/redditama/playlists/8679-paul-kupperberg?video_id=214753">Paul Kupperberg, Life With Archie writer discusses Kevin Keller's marriage.</a>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50434671124http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50434671124Tue, 14 May 2013 14:57:08 -0400Archie comicslife with archiekevin kellerlgbtqbabsblogs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9220e8f47dd6dce39648f13b79fe4b87/tumblr_mmsujgP72l1qlcib9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://archiecomics.tumblr.com/post/50430490088/life-with-archie-writer-and-former-dc-editor-paul">archiecomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Life With Archie writer and former DC editor Paul Kupperberg will take part in Reddit’s AMA series hosted by #waywire today at 2pm. Ask him all your burning questions here: http://bit.ly/10wx67o </p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50434163795http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50434163795Tue, 14 May 2013 14:48:39 -0400babsblogs<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1VLJ8plcBz0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://archiecomics.tumblr.com/post/50421629670/kevin-keller-receives-outstanding-comic-book-at" class="tumblr_blog">archiecomics</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1 class="node-title">KEVIN KELLER RECEIVES OUTSTANDING COMIC BOOK AT GLAAD AWARDS</h1> <p><em>Kevin Keller </em><span>writer and artist Dan Parent was presented with Outstanding Comic Book by </span><em>The Amazing Race</em><span>’s Jaymes Vaughan and James Davis at the 24</span>^th<span> Annual GLAAD Media Awards in San Francisco on Saturday, May 11…</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <p><span>READ MORE: </span><a href="http://www.glaad.org/blog/video-kevin-keller-receives-outstanding-comic-book-glaadawards"></a><a href="http://www.glaad.org/blog/video-kevin-keller-receives-outstanding-comic-book-glaadawards"><a href="http://www.glaad.org/blog/video-kevin-keller-receives-outstanding-comic-book-glaadawards">http://www.glaad.org/blog/video-kevin-keller-receives-outstanding-comic-book-glaadawards</a></a></p></blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50428814600http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50428814600Tue, 14 May 2013 13:11:33 -0400babsblogs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/958dfda52b76d68ba37737c744c759e9/tumblr_mmgg3pDx0X1qzvb1bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ubu507.tumblr.com/post/50170755567/somebody-didnt-tag-nsfw-again">ubu507</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Somebody didn’t tag NSFW again!</p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50428621118http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50428621118Tue, 14 May 2013 13:07:56 -0400babsblogs<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumber-bitches.tumblr.com/post/49080048563/demigodofhoolemere-i-feel-like-salem-the-cat-is">cumber-bitches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demigodofhoolemere.tumblr.com/post/48889222949/i-feel-like-salem-the-cat-is-tumblrs-spirit">demigodofhoolemere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/45ab9c8396b9a0badd27c5133a96c168/tumblr_inline_mlu50aYOcX1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/25cff9494b4d9dc14339ccfd6d627e4e/tumblr_inline_mlu50fQgHe1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae15216eda3a4764cc6a22f8ef018eb5/tumblr_inline_mlu51e4Kpp1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8592a3d5671b363cb8d6fb5f9c55dd4f/tumblr_inline_mlu51rf9bT1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/749e105db80d5c2b94092ec3bb83d61c/tumblr_inline_mlu520CdDT1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f797999950f5ee4d3b09d2b1eaf4f9be/tumblr_inline_mlu5264Mcr1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4096bf1868566688b9d5608a25ba4dd5/tumblr_inline_mlu53vVh011qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/552a811e8d1f5ebe7ddec8f2c9ee968f/tumblr_inline_mlu545QoXE1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/94de8e49d1e8594916fa0d4129180ed6/tumblr_inline_mlu54r1xJA1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5a909b84653d5b72e2de99124a835b03/tumblr_inline_mlu55eLtcf1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b497ee5c685244786b39e25cf9d9d13/tumblr_inline_mlu55qUY711qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/37b8f123677abc97d4e20a77ee5206c0/tumblr_inline_mlu567jjaF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0aff1aa72c74ecdf32e60bce2b7f7692/tumblr_inline_mlu56pOixu1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/396d4fd39c1861d1d0871514ee4d571d/tumblr_inline_mlu571xGJQ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>do you guys see what i’m getting at</p> </blockquote> <p>.</p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50404673191http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50404673191Tue, 14 May 2013 02:06:21 -0400sabrina the teenage witchbabsblogs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b64516ed995d180f589ad5d1cca05b7c/tumblr_mmr4e9faDX1qlcib9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://archiecomics.tumblr.com/post/50358275805/comic-book-resources-exclusive-betty-veronica">archiecomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Comic Book Resources exclusive: Betty & Veronica #267 “Little Mermaids” variant by Fiona Staples </p> </blockquote> <p>Holy shit, this is so beautiful. The most beautiful part? Jughead/Flounder.</p>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50404138601http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50404138601Tue, 14 May 2013 01:53:30 -0400betty and veronicamermaidsjughead jonesbabsblogs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4e74c48d1b9d31e0b291d969e42be73/tumblr_mmmgiuMiZi1qdep0so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehappysorceress.tumblr.com/post/50190152870/looking-for-something-completely-else-i-stumbled">thehappysorceress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Looking for something completely else, I stumbled upon this gem!</p> <p><strong>The Arches</strong> by <a href="http://haniemohd.deviantart.com/">Hanie Mohd</a></p> </blockquote>http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50229703218http://altarchie.tumblr.com/post/50229703218Sun, 12 May 2013 01:36:31 -0400babsblogs