lemme’ talk to u fucks a sec about harvey fuckin’ kinkle
- you know you though that ear piercing was hot even as a toddler
- he was a feminist ally
- he had like a billion brothers and sisters
- got slipped memory potions so often they stopped working
- was like so okay with all the shit that happened to him
- mitosis is the process of cell devision
- married sabrina in the end
- did i mention that fuckin ear piercing????
THE HARVEY KINKLE MANIFESTO (Das Kinkital)
The most basic bitch of the whole Archie Universe, Harvey Kinkle wins hearts with the little things: his expressive eyes, his mannerisms, his honesty, his loyalty, what he finds important, and what observations he makes about his world.
But for real, if you aren’t in love with Harvey Kinkle (even if it’s friend-love) then I’m sorry but we can’t be friends. Or at least, you should consider the following evidence:
Everyone who has ever said this to me has been an excellent person:
JUST LOOK AT HIS MANNERISMS OMFG
Plus, he’s really good at making a lady feel awesome with her bad self.
He was a tiger beat honey
PLUS HE’S STILL GORGEOUS.
That facial hair. No, but really, that facial hair.